Uri Attack – The Hangover

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In aftermaths of Uri attack one can evidently pick an over-all presence of a hangover on the Indian side. Media, political leadership, military elite and even a large section of the masses is suffering from these symptoms, dripping with a grand delusion of superiority which they have created via fake interpolations, fabricated facts and most of all due to presence of a huge pile of over the top personal issues, especially in right wing extremists who are severely bruised by the inferiority complex, for their sake they require something really sour to be shove down their throats in order to bring them back to reality.

The war mongers and drum beaters are dancing on their own tunes, its absolute mayhem on twitter, and Facebook, according to popular opinions on the Indian side generated in this make believe world of social media which is largely powered by Bollywood belief system, India seems to be buzzing with noise and there are number of suggestions and solutions floating about Pakistan. Following are the hypothesis and their consequences cultivating from these options.

Option # 1: “Nuke Pakistan”

Only problem is, it’s not practical, Pakistan possess 2nd and 3rd strike capability, in the wake of any nuclear confrontation this will make sure the base of Himalaya witnesses the nuclear winter. Indians as usual didn’t think it through, sitting next to China and the world’s financial life lines i.e. the strait of Hurmuz and strait of Malacca it can’t just be allowed to happen by the corresponding stake holders. The Strait of Hormuz connects the Persian Gulf with the Gulf of Oman and the Arabian Sea and represents one of the world’s most important oil chokepoints with approximately 14 million barrels per day (b/d) of oil being exported. Same goes for the Strait of Malacca which facilitates 25% of world’s trade. From an economic and strategic perspective, the Strait of Malacca is one of the most important shipping lanes in the world. The strait is the main shipping channel between the Indian Ocean and the Pacific Ocean, linking major Asian economies such as India, China, Japan, Taiwan, and South Korea.

Conclusion:

Any disturbance in trade routes or shipping will ultimately invoke a global conflict which Chinese will be prepared to take by the horns, final call: Not possible. Arnab Goswami can now take his sanity pill.

 Option # 2 “The Cold Start”

There is no war doctrine in the world as orphaned as the so called “cold start”, like a baby conceived with great affection and left to rot on the streets by his own parents. Not even the designers of this doctrine have the guts to officially admit that “the cold start” ever existed let alone discuss its practicality and effectiveness. But for the sake of discussion let’s assume it exist and Indians in their dire desperation are opting for what they think is a swift, precise and punitive strike, according to this doctrine and quote

“It involves the various branches of India’s military conducting offensive operations as part of unified battle groups. The Cold Start doctrine is intended to allow India’s conventional forces to perform holding attacks in order to prevent a nuclear retaliation from Pakistan in case of a conflict”

Before breaching the threshold of Pakistan’s nuclear response Indians somehow neglect the ability, intensity and deliverance of Pakistan’s conventional response, something they ought to receive, they think it will be like a walk in the park crossing the line of control with so called integrated battle groups and cut Pakistan in north and south.

Conclusion

Assumption is that in the backdrop of “righteous” Indian “claims” international community supposedly will have to decide to sit this one out in favor of India for a week. So, let’s suppose if they do and Cold start was dealt with free will from both sides, once started you don’t need to be a military strategist to comprehend the fact that the moment first Indian soldier set foot across the Chanab or Sindh, 35 forward Indian airbases will get blown to hell by Pakistani cruise missiles and soon IAF will be operating from Asam. Air support to the supposedly advancing Indian IBG will be volatile and then the only thing which will remain to be done would be the neutralization of these stranded troops whether by a “Vengeance IX” (swift, precise and punitive) or a prolonged pounding from joint PAF and PA effort which they are absolutely capable of. Most people here in Pakistan prefer machine mince over handmade, so it will be a single low yield Nasar which will be selected to get the job done, world can then visit a new Pompeii near the border of Rajasthan and Sindh, cold start has now been served cold.

Option # 3: “The Doval Doctrine”

There have been several slicks who thought they are smarter than the smartest around but Mr Doval outperforms all of them, he is the preacher of the idea that slow bleeding of the enemy is the suitable answer to the question of national security of India, fighting the shadow wars and proxies through promoting/supporting terrorist outfits in Pakistan is his style of plucking thorn with thorn. His list of assets have a wide spectrum, everyone is welcome as long as they hate Pakistan, be they political brats like BLA or MQM or plain out maniacs like TTP and ISIS, from Indian perspective it could be their limited retaliation even though on this front their collective defeat is also nothing but inevitable, MQM is now a mere London based NGO disowned on the ground and Bhrandagh Bugti who is eager to become an Indian citizen is no different either.

Conclusion:

For shorter periods this option is going to prove a prickle in Pakistan’s eye, but in a longer run ultimately Indians are going to run out of this option as it had happened in the case of Sindu Desh army or splinter cells of TTP. Altaf is going to be dead in Pakistani politics so to cultivate any substantial results in Karachi and Bhardakh and Murres sitting in Switzerland are no viable alternatives either. Slowly but steadily both of these Indian assets are losing ground in their respective base of operations.

Option 4: Make a Movie About it

This is the most suitable, attainable and result oriented solution to the Indian fanaticism. Theatrics is something built in their policies, people and politics, and they are lousily good at it too. This will satisfy all their objectives and obsession. Arnab Goswami can then pleasure his mind winching something like it, he can even take a lead female role, leave his medications and can dance with Saif in a rainy song over a jackass.

Conclusion

Finally, Arnab Goswami will have something to cheer.

Final Word

Spear the nature of sarcasm as these last 3-4 days have taken their toll on the momentousness of the issue, the kind of comical behavior one has witnessed on Indian media is something very hard to digest without spitting some out, Indians having slur speech, upset minds and delusional lucidity has been running loose everywhere on the internet. This hangover needed something sour, something strong, and something elemental. Finally, we need to inform our neighbors in plain, straight words, if they decided to come across this time they should understand that there is absolutely no version of it in which they could end up coming on the top, there is no crown waiting for them at the end, there is no light for them at the end of the tunnel. Protection of Pakistan is a sacred duty and if some of us somehow couldn’t be able to defend it you can be damn sure remaining will avenge it, the message is simple, sound and clear, you come to the town, you are going down.

Ahsan Malik is an IT professional with a passionate & candid version of his own on national and international issues relating to Pakistan, he tweets @MohdAhsanMalik and can be reached at m.ahson.malik@gmail.com

Discussion5 Comments

  1. Ahsan bhai,

    Well written and to do the point truly rational perspective the maniacs East of our beautiful Indus can not comprehend.

    The Internet is a buzz with Indian independent writers and supposed media sites. one only has to Google Pakistan or Kashmir and you will be directed to a host of arm chair critics from within India. Not only that Indians abroad working in journalism or independently are frothing from their mouths around an Indian response post URI attack.

    The most common theme of the Indian grandeur delusions is this idea of “an isolated” Pakistan. The Internet is a wash with half truths and zealot Indian arm chair Internet fanatics on this absurd notion that the world has isolated Pakistan.

    At first I was a little concerned but one has to do their own analysis outside of the Indian nonsense and misinformation. The URI attack does not season in US and European newspapers and similarly in Russian media.

    Yes Russia made a statement and NO, Russia did not cancel her exercises because of the URI attack. Russia uses Pakistan as the stick to ensure India does not dither dally away on a US fanciful dream. As Pakistanis we don’t really give a hoot if the Russians will or will not do a joint exercise with us. Furthermore the Pakistani army has cancelled on the basis her neighbour is behaving fairly rabid and holding such an event in the Northern Areas is not conducive right now. Bottom linevitable Russia needs to reach out to Pakistan if she seeks ano integrated Central Asia linked to China and the warmer waters of the Persian and Arabian gulf. The Russian and Pakistani relationship is inevitable, sadly our joint strategic long term agenda was derailed by the US and through the assassination of the great Liaqat Ali Khan. LAK saw the Soviets more strategic to Pakistan than the US and we’ll the rest is history.

    Now who actually showed some signs of chest thumping. Well the usual suspects by this I mean Afghanistan and Bangladesh. To be honest Afghanistan is nothing but blowing hot air more for Western powers to show how important India is to Afghanistan and the irrelevance of Pakistan. The quarters supporting India are all ex barbarian warlords of the brutal Northern Alliance and we will all see their power dwindle and disintegrate in the near future. Furthermore The USA and NATO will make sure Afghabistan pulls into line. Then there is the ilegal Awami League in power under spurious grounds in Bangladesh. Again an anomaly that will wither and dither in time as they are non representative of the larger population. India has a very negative image amongst the wide majority Bangladeshis and Afghanistan’s regardless how much they wish to peddle a wrong narrative.

    Pakistan needs to remain firm and strong behind the Kashmiris and not fold through back channel diplomacy that India is no doubt spinning through the US.

    This does not mean that we can not expect an embolden India drunk on her “own” delusions manifesting into a war hysteria. After all we have a vile vicious right wing Hindu government in power all of whom have come through RSS training camps. In those camps they are taught very early on they need to make India a Hindu exclusive nation and Muslims are the enemy and Pakistan needs to be destroyed. The psyche of the Indian government and her key advisers is shaped by this very narrative from infancy as if they were breast fed on it. Their hatred for Pakistan and Muslims is a part of their identity their Khudi and now is their time to fulfil their misinterpreted destiny.

    Secondly Pakistan is bouncing back and we can see Indian frustrations through their proxies in Afghanistan and their inability to strike terror like they had in the darker years referring to the Zardari years. Pakistan emerges out of this long US war in Afghanistan as resilient as ever and her place in the region is being reset naturally. As muslims we believe there is no mother nature balancing things out only the will of Allah SWT. With the Afghan war winding up so comes to an end Afghan stooges enjoying anonymity and support they thought was endless and similarly India’s real presence protected and secure in India shall come to an end, the writing is already on the wall. Furthermore India is being pushed closer and closer to a confrontation with China by her new friend USA. Pakistani economy is bouncing back and the CPEC will be a regional game changer that will see Indian influence wither away and her only way to remain advantageous will be through a better relationship with Pakistan. Chahbahar can never work and the Iranians recognise this and even they see Chahbahar integrated with the CPEC to be advantageous. The Iranian and Pakistani pipeline will be completed by 2018. TAPI is another project very important for India to ignore and has to come through Pakistan. The Middle East is willing to do business with India but not at the expense of Pakistan.

    The Indian frustration and inability to passify the Kashmiri’s has made them wreck less and drinking to much of their own cool aid, if it were cow urine they would call it their spiritual destiny to destroy Pakistan. Removing Pakistan means direct access to central Asia and in place of strength when negotiating with China. Agreed India does have agents across the world like Senator Rohrabacher in US always looking to misinformation and belittle Pakistan and Pakistani sacrifice.

    Some real introspection into Pakistan suffering and in a tough neighbourhood most countries do recognise Pakistan’s Indian problem and recognise their sacrifices.

    Indians are calculating as their influence dwindles in a post US invasion of Afghanistan she needs to do something now than ever.

    For that alone as Pakistanis we must be prepared for the mad men of India to do something.

    Because a bitter volatile and frustrated India is capable of just that.

    Internationally we should have little to worry about and continue our support for the Kashmir fight fornjustice. We also need to shout louder on Indian terror in Pakistan and rally the American and UK diaspora to become more active too on Kashmir.

    However we need to be prepared for Indian cowardice and frustration to manifest into a strike. While India will. never adventure into a full blown war with Pakistan it is looking at proxies but also what they call surgical strikes. In response we need to hit 10 times harder and deploy armed drones to the border too.

    India is only trying to legitimise her attack against Pakistan by playing the victim. We know India as the boy who cries wolf but we should worry little what international partners think.

    We need to be more like Turkey, defiant, decisive and give a mighty blow to the Indians.

    We Pakistanis to want heavy casualties of Indian soldiers if they dare this misadventure.

    An army of hordes, nefarious in their designs on Pakistan and Kashmiris, cowardly army that strongholds Jammu&Kashmir. If they strike we should strike 10 times as heavier and need heavy casualties of Indian security forces to send a clear message to them.

  2. Ahsan bhai,

    Well written and to do the point truly rational perspective the maniacs East of our beautiful Indus can not comprehend.

    The Internet is a buzz with Indian independent writers and supposed media sites. one only has to Google Pakistan or Kashmir and you will be directed to a host of arm chair critics from within India. Not only that Indians abroad working in journalism or independently are frothing from their mouths around an Indian response post URI attack.

    The most common theme of the Indian grandeur delusions is this idea of “an isolated” Pakistan. The Internet is a wash with half truths and zealot Indian arm chair Internet fanatics on this absurd notion that the world has isolated Pakistan.

    At first I was a little concerned but one has to do their own analysis outside of the Indian nonsense and misinformation. The URI attack does not season in US and European newspapers and similarly in Russian media.

    Yes Russia made a statement and NO, Russia did not cancel her exercises because of the URI attack. Russia uses Pakistan as the stick to ensure India does not dither dally away on a US fanciful dream. As Pakistanis we don’t really give a hoot if the Russians will or will not do a joint exercise with us. Furthermore the Pakistani army has cancelled on the basis her neighbour is behaving fairly rabid and holding such an event in the Northern Areas is not conducive right now. Bottom linevitable Russia needs to reach out to Pakistan if she seeks ano integrated Central Asia linked to China and the warmer waters of the Persian and Arabian gulf. The Russian and Pakistani relationship is inevitable, sadly our joint strategic long term agenda was derailed by the US and through the assassination of the great Liaqat Ali Khan. LAK saw the Soviets more strategic to Pakistan than the US and we’ll the rest is history.

    Now who actually showed some signs of chest thumping. Well the usual suspects by this I mean Afghanistan and Bangladesh. To be honest Afghanistan is nothing but blowing hot air more for Western powers to show how important India is to Afghanistan and the irrelevance of Pakistan. The quarters supporting India are all ex barbarian warlords of the brutal Northern Alliance and we will all see their power dwindle and disintegrate in the near future. Furthermore The USA and NATO will make sure Afghabistan pulls into line. Then there is the ilegal Awami League in power under spurious grounds in Bangladesh. Again an anomaly that will wither and dither in time as they are non representative of the larger population. India has a very negative image amongst the wide majority Bangladeshis and Afghanistan’s regardless how much they wish to peddle a wrong narrative.

    Pakistan needs to remain firm and strong behind the Kashmiris and not fold through back channel diplomacy that India is no doubt spinning through the US.

    This does not mean that we can not expect an embolden India drunk on her “own” delusions manifesting into a war hysteria. After all we have a vile vicious right wing Hindu government in power all of whom have come through RSS training camps. In those camps they are taught very early on they need to make India a Hindu exclusive nation and Muslims are the enemy and Pakistan needs to be destroyed. The psyche of the Indian government and her key advisers is shaped by this very narrative from infancy as if they were breast fed on it. Their hatred for Pakistan and Muslims is a part of their identity their Khudi and now is their time to fulfil their misinterpreted destiny.

    Secondly Pakistan is bouncing back and we can see Indian frustrations through their proxies in Afghanistan and their inability to strike terror like they had in the darker years referring to the Zardari years. Pakistan emerges out of this long US war in Afghanistan as resilient as ever and her place in the region is being reset naturally. As muslims we believe there is no mother nature balancing things out only the will of Allah SWT. With the Afghan war winding up so comes to an end Afghan stooges enjoying anonymity and support they thought was endless and similarly India’s real presence protected and secure in India shall come to an end, the writing is already on the wall. Furthermore India is being pushed closer and closer to a confrontation with China by her new friend USA. Pakistani economy is bouncing back and the CPEC will be a regional game changer that will see Indian influence wither away and her only way to remain advantageous will be through a better relationship with Pakistan. Chahbahar can never work and the Iranians recognise this and even they see Chahbahar integrated with the CPEC to be advantageous. The Iranian and Pakistani pipeline will be completed by 2018. TAPI is another project very important for India to ignore and has to come through Pakistan. The Middle East is willing to do business with India but not at the expense of Pakistan.

    The Indian frustration and inability to passify the Kashmiri’s has made them wreck less and drinking to much of their own cool aid, if it were cow urine they would call it their spiritual destiny to destroy Pakistan. Removing Pakistan means direct access to central Asia and in place of strength when negotiating with China. Agreed India does have agents across the world like Senator Rohrabacher in US always looking to misinformation and belittle Pakistan and Pakistani sacrifice.

    Some real introspection into Pakistan suffering and in a tough neighbourhood most countries do recognise Pakistan’s Indian problem and recognise their sacrifices.

    Indians are calculating as their influence dwindles in a post US invasion of Afghanistan she needs to do something now than ever.

    For that alone as Pakistanis we must be prepared for the mad men of India to do something.

    Because a bitter volatile and frustrated India is capable of just that.

    Internationally we should have little to worry about and continue our support for the Kashmir fight fornjustice. We also need to shout louder on Indian terror in Pakistan and rally the American and UK diaspora to become more active too on Kashmir.

    However we need to be prepared for Indian cowardice and frustration to manifest into a strike. While India will. never adventure into a full blown war with Pakistan it is looking at proxies but also what they call surgical strikes. In response we need to hit 10 times harder and deploy armed drones to the border too.

    India is only trying to legitimise her attack against Pakistan by playing the victim. We know India as the boy who cries wolf but we should worry little what international partners think.

    We need to be more like Turkey, defiant, decisive and give a mighty blow to the Indians.

    We Pakistanis to want heavy casualties of Indian soldiers if they dare this misadventure.

    An army of hordes, nefarious in their designs on Pakistan and Kashmiris, cowardly army that strongholds Jammu&Kashmir. If they strike we should strike 10 times as heavier and need heavy casualties of Indian security forces to send a clear message to them.

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  3. MashaALLAH, concise and to the point. This artical needs no elucidation or further elaboration. Zionist Hindus and the Zionist Yehud are fully aware what awaits should they inadvertently make any mistake in attacking the Islamic Republic of Pakistan: they will be pulverised, no doubts, whatsoever.

    I congratulate Ahsan Malik in his no nonesense, straight to the point ‘obituary’ to the extremist Zionist Hindu rulers of India: live and let live or else face the consequences – we are ready to die, are you?

    May ALLAH AoJ protect our beloved Islamic Republic of Pakistan, amiin.

    Saya-e-Khuda-e-Zuljalaal.
    Pakistan Zindabaãd, Paendabãd.
    ALLAHU AKBAR!

  4. Ameen to that IBNNUUR.

    Our armed forces know this better than we do.

    How we react in response to any kind of an attack from the Indians defines this short flared skirmishes.

    So we need to hit them hard!! really hard and knock out a tooth, if possible chase THEM across the LoC or border and lay them waste on their land.

    Please HIT THEM HARD! the world is watching you Pakistan and how you react will define how they will engage you. China too wants to see Pakistan with some poke to ensure we will look after the CPEC rest assured. Let us face it this is all about CPEC and the poor Kashmiris are paying a price for the whole of Pakistan.

    These geedar of a people are testing our resolve.

    So please please HIT THEM HARD with all you have.

    Send your drones over and lay them waste in their own lands.

    Please HIT THEM HARD!!!

    We love you Pakistan, ishq, jazbah & junoon – we salute you and the brave Kashmiri.

  5. Apologies I have learnt the Russians have not cancelled their joint exercise in the Northern Areas of Pakistan termed as Friendship 2016. Just to reiterate these are to continue.

    I may have been a little harsh and welcome Russian and Pakistan joint exercises.

    Russia needs to reset her influence in the region and counter the US, Indian and Japanese Nexus in the Pacific and Central Asia. Pakistan like Russia knows the USA duplicity and self serving interests and will be a major disrupt or in a rising Asia. Both Russia and Pakistan are key partners to China and refuse to support US policies to contain it.

    Pakistan and Russia are naturally going to ally and it was a twist in fate that Pakistan and The Soviets were on opposing sides.

    Our great leader and martyr Liaqat Ali Khan absolutely believed The Soviets as the balance in the region and would be more strategic for Pakistan than the USA.

    Russia and Pakistan both seek a strong prosperous and integrated Central Asia.

    We need rail links from Russia into China and into Pakistan that Uzbekistan and Tajikistan can join as well as others.

    We look forward to the outcome of the joint military drill on the 24th September. We agree Russia and India enjoy a long relationship capitalised by strategic failings in Pakistan in the 50s. Pakistan wants this to be the Asian century the rise of Asia and Russia is a key partner in this rise.

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